Jackpot! Loose diamonds and Bearer Bonds on the beach this morning. See what happens when you work hard! Maybe there was a home invasion upstream. The crooks got away with the safe. They put it in their boat and came downstream to this deserted beach where they opened it while celebrating with a six pack and Swisher cigars. They really only left me with the trash. I could probably take the door with me sometime but the rest of it is not going to make it up the hill I had to climb down. This was a relatively new beach for me. It's directly down the steep slope behind the....oh wait, I'll keep that to myself until I do a more thorough job of looking for the loot. So far I only found one pink flip flop and a pair of sunglasses.
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